From a small collection of poems from the melancholy man himself, Edgar Allan Poe, and several excerpts from the Magnavox Odyssey User's Manual, this generator is a highly technical, slightly morose, and somewhat hard to understand text output. My technical collaborator is Jeremy Lafond. You're a really sad computer... from the 1970's. You're excited about the possibilities of world wide web, hypertext, and the talk of one day streaming video at 144p... But you're just a Magnavox Odyssey and can't do any of those things PRESS GENERATE TO GENERATE!